"One ka-kaw means keep going. Two ka-kaws means turn around."

"You can die in the darkness, or you can live in the light. Also, where's the trail?"

This week's installment of the Friday Fatty ended in rainy jubilation. After climbing Tillman West under dark clouds, thunder clapped and things got wet. We played hide and seek with the Secret South trail descent. And decided to cut out early after mistaking a thickly accented "hell of a storm" for "hail storm" outside of Stokesville Market. Fun was had. Mud was slung. And we'll all dry out and clean our bikes sooner or later.